OCD Humor - You Know You Have it When...

....All of the light switches have to be down when off. Can't have one light switch down and the other up if all of the lights are off. **twitch**
....Everything needs to be straight and just so. Exceptions for me are unorganized piles, which are organized in my own lil way, which means not really organized but to me sort of organized.
....I cannot stand phone cords that are all twisted up and crooked. I have this innate need to fix them as soon as I can get my hands on them.
....I park in the same spot, sit in the same seat, go the same routes. If I deviate from that, I get nervous.
....I prefer even numbers over odd numbers.
....if I have one nail that is short, I need to cut the rest to be the same length, otherwise it gives me a complex.
....still trying to figure out the whole zero verses letter O thing. Did you ever notice? 5 'oh 9 vs 509. 97402 vs 974 'oh 2. Gah. Really it should be zero. I mean, it's a number not a letter.

Cassette Tapes? Wha...?

So yeah. I lost my iPod, presumably in my piles (hopefully not stolen). The CD player in my car doesn't work. I listen to the radio sometimes, but I usually don't like to hear ads or talking. I want music! But hey - the tape player in my car works! So I whipped out the good ol' cassette tapes. Makes me feel retro and defined =P

First Comic Sitting

That's me. Void where prohibited. Batteries not necessary.

Movie Review: Letters To Juliet

A+ for the beautiful Italian scenery.
A+ for the letter idea and originality of the way the love story was delivered.
D for the sickening love story.
F for predictability.

Italy rules. The scenery was fantastic. The warmth and charm between the characters and the light humor was delightful.

But some of the stuff? Come on. How likely is that to happen? Happy endings are nice and it is the process not the destination, but.. I dunno. Kill someone off at least! Let the guy and the girl end up with other people! Throw a zombie into the mix! And a panda while you're at it. Or a Swan, like in Hot Fuzz.

Gleenobly's rating: 5/10. Maybe 6. Or how about 5.6, I'm all about compromise.

Norma Jeane Mortensen

aka Marilyn Monroe. She would have been 84 today. I learned more about her. What a heartbreaking life she lead, especially her childhood. All hail Norma Jeane!

24 Series Finale

On the other hand, this one was fabulous. Great closure. Will miss this show too.

Lost Finale Disappointing

Talk about a cop out ending! I will definitely miss the show, though.

Black Squirrels Are Good Luck

One drove by me the other day. Woot!

Missing You

I am looking outside my window
at the sky
thinking that you are looking outside your window
at the same spot in the sky
as I am

Knee (Use Caution When Reading)

What did one knee say to the other knee? I need you!

Don't Leave Me Alone With My Thoughts

I laid there, staring at the ceiling and the cream colored walls. Alone with the air, darkness, my thoughts, my horrid blurry vision. I left my glasses at home. I left everything at home, save for my tshirt and pajama bottoms and socks. No bra even. No kitchen sink. I saw the light peeking through the door, a door I couldn't shut. When would this end?

Movie Review: Iron Man 2

A+ for the action.
A+ for the bells and whistles.
A+ for the cool fancy computer stuff.
F for the plot. Okay, D maybe.

I'm not one of those women who only loves romantic comedies. In fact, I dislike them unless they have a real plot and an unpredictable ending. My favorite movies are SciFi, fantasy, comedies, and zombie movies.

What I'm saying is that I'm all for guy movies, but ..peal off the A+ stuff mentioned above and there really isn't much substance to this flick. The love thing - eh. Saw that one coming. The conflict with Hammer - typical. Some of the humor - trite. Just because you spend a bazillion dollars on the action stuff does not give you the green light to go under on the plot. The things meant to be funny - saw right threw them. The funniest parts to me were the spinny thing on Penny's desk and Samuel L Jackson's eye patch. Haha, course I have to latch onto the most minute thing :).

Gleenobly's rating: 6/10.